OLD NEWS

3/9...I will be in the WOMEN IN COMEDY FESTIVAL IN BOSTON this week!

2/24...Come see me in the Kick-Off Show for Comedy Central's South Beach Comedy Festival presented by the Have Nots!

2/1...Hear me on SIRIUS/XM on the show, "Hey Get Off My Lawn!"

12/4...RADIO LISA?  Yes.  You can now listen to me on the radio or online LIVE every Saturday from 2-4pm on THE JERK SHOW with Mitch Phillips!...1420am Delray Beach/Boca Raton OR www.thejerkshow.com.  There are also archived shows online AND a free iphone app for our show.

12/4...JERKS!  Catch the late show @ the Ft. Lauderdale Improv TONIGHT!!

 

FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER:

11/12-13...See me at the HARRISBURG COMEDY ZONE :)

10/20...TAMPA IMPROV!

10/14-19...in NYC!  Follow me on Facebook or Twitter because I'll be performing at mics all around town.  Also, come to "Get Lucky" at O'Hanlon's in NYC on Saturday, 10/16

10/6..."FIGHT FOR NICOLAS" Fundraiser at the Ft. Lauderdale Improv!

Please donate here: www.fightfornicolas.com

Did you see us on NBC 6?

8/9...Today, I signed a contract to officially be the spokesperson for Festival Flea Market Mall...Look for more commercials soon!  Here are 2 classics:

 

7/22...BAD MOVIE NIGHT @ The Ft. Lauderdale Improv!

As a fan of Mystery Science Theater 3000, I've always wanted to do a night like this! 

This will be at the Ft. Lauderdale Improv on Thursday, July 22.  Here's the link to the facebook event.  Also, you can purchase tickets HERE, or get them from me at the Florida Supercon.

 

7/7...A little interview by Pam Bruno about hosting:

CLICK!

6/21...HAPPY FATHER's DAY!

Enjoy these Supercon photos of me and Larry Thomas AKA, The Soup Nazi:

1) Lisa Meets The Soup Nazi

2) Lisa Uses "Female Prowess"

3) Lisa Obtains Coolest Father's Day Gift Ever

6/18-20...Revenge of the Nerd Comics performs at the Florida Supercon!!

6/16...I finally joined TWITTER .  I'm going to use my new rotary phone to call all of my friends.

 

6/16...Click this logo to hear an interview with PrimeTimeGeek.com!...love those guys. :)

6/15...Look for me on the South Florida Today Show on NBC 6 today at 11am.  Thanks to the Festival Flea Market.  Go there and buy your rubber chickens and snuggies.

6/8...Presenting something NEW at the Ft. Lauderdale Improv!  BAD MOVIE NIGHT!  I'm excited about this because I used to love MST3K...This will be at the Ft. Lauderdale Improv on Thursday, July 22.  Here's the link to the facebook event.

Also, you can purchase tickets HERE, or get them from me at the Florida Supercon.

5/14...For COMICS:  I just put together a list of stages in S. FL...please take a look and let me know if I should add anything.  Thanks! CLICK HERE

5/13-16...I'm doing 2-man shows with CHRISTOPHER TITUS at the Ft. Lauderdale IMPROV!  I'm happy to be a man in this situation.

4/30-5/10...On tour with LOUIE ANDERSON

4/1...I was featured on the homepage of TVLesson.com for the "how to get started in stand-up comedy" videos that I made with Paul Louis:

3/31...I got to shoot an episode of Designing Spaces today:

3/25...The MS Show was a success!  We raised just over $3000 for the MS Society.  I'm very pleased.  Thank you, Kramers for caring about such an important charity...also, Lisa Kramer is an awesome photographer...love her!

I will post more of her pics soon...

 

2/9...New Festival Commercial Shoot!

Thursday 1/28...

I will be performing in a special showcase for the Great American Comedy Festival at the West Palm Beach Improv this Thursday, January 28th at 8:00pm
 
Tickets are FREE if you mention my name at the box office.  What's nice is that this is a CLEAN show.  That's pretty rare, so you don't want to miss this showcase...

1/10...What an exciting time in Vegas!  The shows with Grandma Lee were fun as always.  While I was there, I got to meet Louie Anderson, and he invited me to open for him at the Excalibur!  It was pretty amazing!  Thanks Louie, and Thanks to Bonkerz and Grandma Lee for always being SO NICE to me!  Love you guys!!

 

1/7-9...Come see me at the LAS VEGAS BONKERZ with Grandma Lee from America's Got Talent!

Coming Soon in 2010...look for new shows at the Ft. Lauderdale Improv!  JERKS 1/20, NERDS 3/3, and another MS Show 3/24!!

12/22...Come see me in a special Just For Laughs SHOWCASE at the Ft. Lauderdale IMPROV on Tuesday, Decemeber 22!  Tickets are FREE for my guests.  This is going to be a great showcase full of truly talented S. Florida comedians!

11/21...Last night I got to open for DAVE ATTELL!  This is what you call "having a good week" in the world of Lisa.  It was a sold-out show in West Palm Beach...so there was 6 hundred and sumthin' people.

11/20...Did you catch me opening for DOUG STANHOPE at the Culture Room in Ft. Lauderdale?  What a fun night...

11/16...Have you seen my commercials yet?  They're out there.  I'm the spokeswoman (yes, I said "woman") for the Festival Flea Market Mall.  It's a cool place, you should check it out.  I didn't even charge them to say that last part.

11/12, 15...Opening for OWEN BENJAMIN at the West Palm Beach IMPROV

coming 11/7...Look for me in a very special show for the South Beach Comedy Festival on Lincoln Road!   www.SouthBeachComedyFestival.com

10/28...I'm on my way to Vegas!  Look for me at the Bonkerz at the Palace Station Casino!

10/22...I've always wanted to wear a helmet cam:

10/8-11...Come see me feature for RICHARD LEWIS at the Ft. Lauderdale Improv!!  Email me for tickets. :)

10/2...A big THANK YOU to all who came out to the MS Show!!  It was a wonderful night with wonderful people...full of wonder.

8/17-20...Come see me perform with JIM BREUER at the West Palm Beach Improv!!  He's AWESOME!!

8/3...Click here and watch the commercial for a very special show:

MS SHOW

6/17...I shot a little commercial today. 

CLICK HERE TO TAKE A LOOK

6/11...Come see me open for Greg Fitzsimmons at the Ft. Lauderdale Improv this weekend! :)

Greg Fitzsimmons is one of my favorite comics to work with.  He was purposely trying to look creepy in this pic, but I think my half-squinty eye makes me the creepy one.

6/6...Last night I put together a special "Revenge of the Nerd Comics" at the Florida Supercon!  It was a fun show.  I was excited to meet Ted Raimi. btw, I will be there again tonight...so come out and stalk me (and I know you will)

5/31...LOOK AT MY MENTION IN THIS COMEDY NEWS SITE!  Go to www.SHECKYmagazine.com and go down to the story entitled "This Has Gone Far Enough." BTW, as you read it, scroll down slowly (without peeking ahead of time) to get the full effect.  It's not exactly newsworthy but it's funny.

5/29...miss me on Stand-Up Orlando?  Listen to me and the Nerds here:

www.TheChannelProject.com

5/25...look for great NEW shows on my calendar...Supercon, the Atlanta Punchline, and Las Vegas!

5/25...happy memorial day! 

HEY, I just booked REVENGE OF THE NERD COMICS at the Florida SUPERCON!!  And btw, this year BRUCE CAMPBELL is going to be there!!  You have no idea how exciting this is for my little nerd heart...The show is Friday, June 5th @ 8:00pm.

For tickets, go to www.FloridaSuperCon.com

5/14-16...Come out and see me open for GILBERT GOTTFRIED at the Ft. Lauderdale IMPROV this weekend!

 

5/8-9...Featuring w/TOM RHODES at the Altamonte Springs BONKERZ!  Here's a photo snapped by a fan Friday Night (clearly, I have way too much fun on stage)

5/6...(WEDNESDAY)...Come to REVENGE OF THE NERD COMICS! @ the Ft. Lauderdale Improv!!  That's right, we're back once again by popular demand with a few new nerds a some of your old favorites!!  The lineup includes ME hosting and our dorky crew, Adrian Mesa, Mario Mateo, Daniel Reskin, Casey Peruski, and Forrest Shaw...PLUS we have TWO Special Guests...Dave Kinney (just performed in the NYC Comic Con) AND Julie McCullough (the "funny bunny," Julie is a PLAYBOY playmate turned comedian who played a cheerleader in Revenge of the Nerds!!).  And for those of you who don't care about any of that stuff, at least come for the STORMTROOPER.  This is sure to be the nerdiest nerd show yet!!  See you WEDNESDAY!!!!!

WATCH OUR COMMERCIAL HERE

4/22 (WEDNESDAY)...Come to JERKS! @ the Ft. Lauderdale IMPROV!!!!

4/20...I'm performing in a sold out theater in Sarasota!

4/17...Come see me headline KITCHEN 305 in South Beach on Friday @ 10:00!!

4/2-5...Come see me at the Ft. Lauderdale IMPROV opening for Doug Benson this weekend!

4/1...GREAT NEWS:  I'm producing and performing in 2 exciting shows at the Ft. Lauderdale IMPROV!  First, a new show simply called "JERKS" on April 22nd...

AND, we have another "REVENGE OF THE NERD COMICS" on May 6th...

Tickets for both shows are $12 at the box office.  If you find me or another one of the comics before then, we will be selling them at a pre-show discount price of $10.  These will be shows that you won't want to miss!!!

3/24...Look for me in this week's City Link!  I was asked to give some dating advice.  Yup, read the online version here (click 'next' under the photos to navigate to my answer):  http://southflorida.metromix.com/other/photogallery/asking-for-it/951773/content

3/20...Yes, it's my birthday, so I'm finally 21 *cough cough weez*...anywho, I'm happy to say that I'm doing a special show tonight for the Ft. Lauderdale Police and Firemen.  Let's hope they take their shirts off and oil up their chests for me...I mean, that's how my fans in Lakeland usually behave, so why not them.

2/5-7...Coming back to VEGAS!  Come see me at the new BONKERZ in the Palace Station Casino this weekend!!

1/25/09...Sold-Out Show with Joel McHale from The Soup on E! @ the West Palm Beach IMPROV!

1/22/09...Last minute change of plans!!  I will not be at the Ft. Lauderdale Improv tonight.  Instead, I will be opening for Richard Lewis all weekend at the West Palm Beach IMPROV!

12/30/08...Please come to see me at the Ft. Lauderdale IMPROV on 12/30.  Tickets are FREE for all of my guests, so just mention my name at the box office.  This is a Just for Laughs Showcase, so it should be a great show!!

12/25/08...Merry Christmas and Welcome to the New Website!! I'm working out some of the BUGS, so I haven't told anyone to actually come here yet, so you're getting a sneak peek!!

11/6/08...VEGAS!!

9/19/08...My headshot is for sale on ebay?  Who would buy that?...More importantly, who would SELL that?!  Also, what  made me search "corrao" on ebay?!  Ok, truth is I was googling my self...I'm lonely.

9/8/08...RUM SHACK COMEDY NIGHT begins!  Welcome to my new comedy room!  With the help of owner, Kevin Knight and local talent, we plan on developing a great workout room for comedians in S. Florida.  It's every MONDAY at 9:00 at the Lake Worth Rum Shack.  The show is always FREE and the food is YUMMY, so you get your butt out there and support our great new room.  www.myspace.com/rumshackcomedy

9/4/08...Goodbye to my lower wisdom teeth, you little bastards.

8/23/08...New LISA VIDEO uploaded on youtube!  Go to www.youtube.com/lisamagisa and enjoy.

8/7/08...Lisa's short film premieres in S. Beach!

7/7/08...Did you see me on www.DiscoverGirls.com?  Go take a looky.

7/2/08...The Revenge of the Nerd Comics Showcase at the Ft. Lauderdale Improv is Sold Out!!  It was a great show, and thank you to everyone who came out!

6/27/08...Catch Lisa doing a "two-man show" with Christopher Titus at the West Palm Beach Improv

6/20/08...Lisa opens for Larry Miller at the Ft. Lauderdale Improv (yay!)

6/17/08...Lisa is asked to open the MySpace Secret Stand-Up show at the Ft. Lauderdale Improv with Jim Breuer!

5/29/08...Lisa opens for Jeffrey Ross at the Ft. Lauderdale Improv

5/23/08...Catch Lisa at the Florida SuperCon in Ft. Lauderdale

4/17/08...Lisa opens for Brian Posehn at the Ft. Lauderdale Improv

2/21/08...Lisa opens for Dom Irrera at the West Palm Beach Improv

2/7/08...Lisa opens for Christian Finnegan at the Ft. Lauderdale Improv

1/18/08...Lisa performs in COMEDY CENTRAL's South Beach Festival!!  WooHoo!!